Pantaloon Descendo LOVES YOU!!!

Unicorn wrapped in bacon.
Musician and asshole.
Atheist extraordinaire.
Ukulele player.
Part-time hero, full-time lover.
No, pretzel, I’m not eating you #eww #gross #cancer

No, pretzel, I’m not eating you #eww #gross #cancer

#cake or #litter? #cat #cats #dessert #food #poopscoop

#cake or #litter? #cat #cats #dessert #food #poopscoop

God I love #textile stores!! #fashion

God I love #textile stores!! #fashion

I’d make a beautiful woman, no? Please reassure me, I already feel so insecure :s #makeup #facialhair #beard #drag

I’d make a beautiful woman, no? Please reassure me, I already feel so insecure :s #makeup #facialhair #beard #drag

I am a bearded princess! #beard #drag #makeup #photoshoot

I am a bearded princess! #beard #drag #makeup #photoshoot

To finish recording an album = lots of sheets to discard. 6 months of work straight to the tras—uhm I mean recycling bin! #music #art #recording #studio

To finish recording an album = lots of sheets to discard. 6 months of work straight to the tras—uhm I mean recycling bin! #music #art #recording #studio

People always complain about women models adopting awkward poses in fashion ads — it also applies to men… How is this guy not in a wheelchair? Unless it’s a new trend, cripple chic? #advertisement #marketing #ad #ads #fashion

People always complain about women models adopting awkward poses in fashion ads — it also applies to men… How is this guy not in a wheelchair? Unless it’s a new trend, cripple chic? #advertisement #marketing #ad #ads #fashion

I nominate you all to the poop bucket challenge!

It’s for… uhm… a good cause!

This watermelon is foaming at the top #fruitgonebad #mildlyinteresting

This watermelon is foaming at the top #fruitgonebad #mildlyinteresting

Shooting a sequence for a #music #video — thanks @suez_in for your patience!! :)

Shooting a sequence for a #music #video — thanks @suez_in for your patience!! :)