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Unicorn wrapped in bacon.
Musician and asshole.
Atheist extraordinaire.
Ukulele player.
Part-time hero, full-time lover.
This lady’s #purse is looking at me weird oO #mildlyinteresting #fashion? #wtf #dafuq

This lady’s #purse is looking at me weird oO #mildlyinteresting #fashion? #wtf #dafuq

Recording xylophone tracks tonight #music #studio #xylophone #xylo

Recording xylophone tracks tonight #music #studio #xylophone #xylo

What a deal! Stop the insanity, im getting a chubby! #money #blingbling

What a deal! Stop the insanity, im getting a chubby! #money #blingbling

Things that look like a dick, part 2. Or like a syringe.

Things that look like a dick, part 2. Or like a syringe.

Things that look like a dick: this bird feeder, definitely #bird #nature #outdoors #phallic #birds

Things that look like a dick: this bird feeder, definitely #bird #nature #outdoors #phallic #birds

This picture always gives me the creeps #jesus #rape?

This picture always gives me the creeps #jesus #rape?

Shitloads of corn! Yeah, there will be clues in the toilet tomorrow… #food #bbq #50shadesofbrown

Shitloads of corn! Yeah, there will be clues in the toilet tomorrow… #food #bbq #50shadesofbrown

Looks like she really appreciated the card huh. People get so emotional after they get fired, pfffft! At least it’s in the recycling bin and not in the trash can, I guess… #passiveaggressive #card #thankyou

Looks like she really appreciated the card huh. People get so emotional after they get fired, pfffft! At least it’s in the recycling bin and not in the trash can, I guess… #passiveaggressive #card #thankyou

I want a tiger rug too! #luxury #money #wherecanigetone?

I want a tiger rug too! #luxury #money #wherecanigetone?

Double cheeseburger with two grill cheeses instead of a bun #burger #gastro #food #foodporn #foodboner #horngry #cheese

Double cheeseburger with two grill cheeses instead of a bun #burger #gastro #food #foodporn #foodboner #horngry #cheese