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Unicorn wrapped in bacon.
Musician and asshole.
Atheist extraordinaire.
Ukulele player.
Part-time hero, full-time lover.

Sometimes, you’d better keep your mouth shut

At work, this morning…

Her: In this product name, how would you translate “Swoosh”?

Me: Well, I wouldn’t translate it. It’s a brand name. You know… the Swoosh?

Her: I’ve never heard of it.

Me: Uhm, it’s only one of the most recognized logos ever? You work in the marketing department, you should know about this. Clearly, Nike still has some work to do, their branding really sucks.

Her: I don’t know Nike products, I only know Reebok. I worked for them for 4 years, not for Nike.

Me: … And over those 4 years you never heard anything about Nike? Your direct competition???

Her: I guess I should stop talking now, right?

Me: It’s already too late for that.

Looks like someone had their socks knocked off #woah

Looks like someone had their socks knocked off #woah

New #tattoo number two: get the reference? #ink #inked #seinfeld

New #tattoo number two: get the reference? #ink #inked #seinfeld

New #tattoo number one — get the reference? #ink #inked #seinfeld

New #tattoo number one — get the reference? #ink #inked #seinfeld

Things that look like a dick: my coworker’s chair :)

Things that look like a dick: my coworker’s chair :)

This lady’s #purse is looking at me weird oO #mildlyinteresting #fashion? #wtf #dafuq

This lady’s #purse is looking at me weird oO #mildlyinteresting #fashion? #wtf #dafuq

Recording xylophone tracks tonight #music #studio #xylophone #xylo

Recording xylophone tracks tonight #music #studio #xylophone #xylo

What a deal! Stop the insanity, im getting a chubby! #money #blingbling

What a deal! Stop the insanity, im getting a chubby! #money #blingbling

Things that look like a dick, part 2. Or like a syringe.

Things that look like a dick, part 2. Or like a syringe.

Things that look like a dick: this bird feeder, definitely #bird #nature #outdoors #phallic #birds

Things that look like a dick: this bird feeder, definitely #bird #nature #outdoors #phallic #birds