Pantaloon Descendo LOVES YOU!!!

Unicorn wrapped in bacon.
Musician and asshole.
Atheist extraordinaire.
Ukulele player.
Part-time hero, full-time lover.
God I love #textile stores!! #fashion

God I love #textile stores!! #fashion

I’d make a beautiful woman, no? Please reassure me, I already feel so insecure :s #makeup #facialhair #beard #drag

I’d make a beautiful woman, no? Please reassure me, I already feel so insecure :s #makeup #facialhair #beard #drag

I am a bearded princess! #beard #drag #makeup #photoshoot

I am a bearded princess! #beard #drag #makeup #photoshoot

To finish recording an album = lots of sheets to discard. 6 months of work straight to the tras—uhm I mean recycling bin! #music #art #recording #studio

To finish recording an album = lots of sheets to discard. 6 months of work straight to the tras—uhm I mean recycling bin! #music #art #recording #studio

People always complain about women models adopting awkward poses in fashion ads — it also applies to men… How is this guy not in a wheelchair? Unless it’s a new trend, cripple chic? #advertisement #marketing #ad #ads #fashion

People always complain about women models adopting awkward poses in fashion ads — it also applies to men… How is this guy not in a wheelchair? Unless it’s a new trend, cripple chic? #advertisement #marketing #ad #ads #fashion

I nominate you all to the poop bucket challenge!

It’s for… uhm… a good cause!

This watermelon is foaming at the top #fruitgonebad #mildlyinteresting

This watermelon is foaming at the top #fruitgonebad #mildlyinteresting

Shooting a sequence for a #music #video — thanks @suez_in for your patience!! :)

Shooting a sequence for a #music #video — thanks @suez_in for your patience!! :)

Sometimes, you’d better keep your mouth shut

At work, this morning…

Her: In this product name, how would you translate “Swoosh”?

Me: Well, I wouldn’t translate it. It’s a brand name. You know… the Swoosh?

Her: I’ve never heard of it.

Me: Uhm, it’s only one of the most recognized logos ever? You work in the marketing department, you should know about this. Clearly, Nike still has some work to do, their branding really sucks.

Her: I don’t know Nike products, I only know Reebok. I worked for them for 4 years, not for Nike.

Me: … And over those 4 years you never heard anything about Nike? Your direct competition???

Her: I guess I should stop talking now, right?

Me: It’s already too late for that.

Looks like someone had their socks knocked off #woah

Looks like someone had their socks knocked off #woah